Yowza Mr. Kermit Junior - one hell of a quicko update from the Indian Ocean. The Seychelles rank for me right there with Japan and Norway - very beautiful and interesting but not worth a second trip due to excessively ridiculous prices. Explored Mahe, the main island, by car for three days before hopping over to Praslin island by plane and then on to La Digue island by boat. This must be one of the most beautiful islands... I hiked around the entire island, visited the remote beaches of Grand Anse, Petite Anse, and Anse Cocos, and of course enjoyed not one but two sunsets at famous Anse Source d'Argent. Returned by boat to Praslin island to explore the impressive northeastern coast there, including the obligatory visit to Anse Lazio, a slightly crowded beach (well, 20 people or so) but heavenly, nevertheless. Flew back to Mahe island to catch my plane south to Mauritius... adventured cross-island to Port Louis, where my hotel nearly burnt down the first evening! No lights, and smoke and fire everywhere, but I knew I might as well be dead if I didn't dash inside to rescue my passport and stuff, which I luckily did, ending up on the street late at night trying to find a new bed in this town (which I did as well). Relaxed from this ordeal on the beaches of Grand Baie yesterday, got some more vaccinations today, and will head south to check out the beaches around Flic en Flac. Afterwards, it will be a short flight to La Reunion, so I can enjoy some French-European lifestyle sophistication after this Indian-Chinese assault of overpopulation, which is what Mauritius basically stands for today. The only cool thing I've done here so far was going to the crazy horse races at the Champs de Mars here in Port Louis - one amazingly crowded and fun experience.

[Mr. Kermit Junior auto-blog entry:]
He did it again!!! Ba-naaaaa-nasss!!! Can't just add the Seychelles as a "side trip" - no, it has to be half the Indian Ocean...

05/23-05/26 Mahe island, Seychelles Anse Intendance anyone?
05/27-05/29 Praslin island, Seychelles And La Digue.
05/30-02/06 Mauritius Yeah baby, more island stuff for me!
03/06-05/06 Reunion Even without accents, Vive La France!
06/06-07/06 Mahe island, Seychelles Bad travel planning. Ha!!!
07/06-09/06 Mombasa, Kenya And more beaches!
10/06-12/06 Masai Mara, Kenya Safari safari safari.
13/06-05/07 Overland Uganda, Rwanda, Kenya, Tanzania. Many more safaris...
06/07-09/07 Zanzibar island, Tanzania Spicey Spice Islands for me.
And on to Tel Aviv, Madrid, Berlin, then Iceland and the Caribbean - Martinique, more beaches for me until the end of September!

[original entry, 2 days earlier]
Hi Mr. KJ - back in the lounge at JNB international. What a thrill to hike around the Zambezi river and Victoria Falls at the end of the rain season, when water levels are almost 10 times higher than normal! Crossed the famous bridge towards Zambia on foot and visited Livingstone for a day. Crossing the Knife's Edge bridge on the Zambian side of the falls is like walking through hundreds of fire hoses being pointed at you with water at full power - no raincoat or umbrella will keep you dry. Of course, I did the incredible "Flight of Angels", a helicopter ride in a sweet big Bell 206 LongRanger helicopter over both sides of the falls, and also hiked out to the Devil's Cataract, which has spectacular water masses on the western side of the falls adorned with multiple rainbows. Went on a day trip to Chobe National Park in Botswana - without a doubt the most impressive "zoo" I have ever seen. During a river safari along the Namibian border I saw mating hippos, water buffalos, nile crocs, elephants... just everything the doctor ordered. Pulled the boat on shore just 15 meters away from two beautiful lions laying there and looking at us - no fence, no guns, no rangers, that's how you feel alive! Continued inland to witness countless circling vulchers before we found the lions with bloody paws, who had taken down some big kudus. Oh, and did I mention giraffes? Not 4 or 5... we're talking 40-50 parading in front of you, crossing the path of the LandRover. On the way back, past the Zimbabwean border, we couldn't continue for 20 minutes because of countless elephants with their young playing offsprings blocking the road! All in all, I think that this was probably my first real taste of Africa... what a cool place! On to Nairobi in Kenya this afternoon, then to the Seychelles for some vacationing tomorrow...

Salut Junior - just a quick update before I am jetting off to Vic Falls tomorrow. I went on several day game drives, a night game drive and a sunrise walking safari inside Kruger National Park and came face to face with some pretty awesome creatures. The place is full of giraffes, rhinos, hippos, impalas, buffalos, some leopards and lions, cheetahs, and all kinds of other normal zoo animals. Continued from Nelspruit into the Blyde River Canyon to see some spectacular scenery and ended up in Pretoria. Day tour of Johannesburg and Soweto today - what a huge place this is! Hiked around squatter camps inside Soweto and went to Orlando West, the site of the 1976 student uprisings and the only place on earth with a street called home by two Nobel prize winners. Oh, and did I mention that this country went absolutely bananas when they announced that they would become the host of the 2010 Football World Championships? I will remember where I was on that day!

Heya Junior - back in South Africa! Went on a special trip through Swaziland and Mocambique... now that seems more like the *real* Africa. Just crossing the land borders is one hell of an experience, a zoo without comparison. Spent a few days in Maputo and enjoyed bars on the beach, nightlife with African live music, and lots of run-down communist-era architecture. I even checked out the Museum of the Revolution! Crossed the bay to Catembe (with about 100 other people in a 20-foot "boat"!!!), yet another step back in time, and marveled at always-friendly and smiling people despite their below-poverty lives. One side note: My passport is beginning to run out of visa and stamp pages! The Mozis alone plastered yet another full-page visa and four stamps in it. With 8 countries still to go in Africa alone that's not good news; I will probably have to figure out how to get a new passport - while in Africa, so good luck to me. Oh yeah, before actually getting into Durban I did go diving out of Umkomaas... fantastic experience with manta rays up close, dolphins, huge turtles, and all sorts of other fun stuff.

Hello KJ... Hakuna matata and greetings from South Africa. Jetted via SYD and JNB into Cape Town - what a beautiful city! Did the whole nine yards... Robben Island and Mandela's famous prison cell number 5, sunset from the top of Table Mountain, and one heck of a spectacular Cape Point tour. Visited the fur seals in Hout Bay, drove the famous Chapman's Peak road, mountain-biked in the CP nature reserve among baboons and rock dassies, climbed to the Cape Point lighthouse and all the way down to the breathtaking views at Point Dias, and finished off with an amazing hike atop the cliffs of Dias Beach to Cape of Good Hope (with one hell of a scary picture, me standing on the last rocks of the clifftop to document it!). Continued on via Cape Agulhas (that's where Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet, the southernmost tip of Africa) to Oudtshoorn, the ostrich capital of the world. Yes, I do have a picture of me riding an ostrich!!! However, my favourite stop was at the Cango Wildlife Park and Cheetahland - I popped some extra bucks for the conservation efforts and was rewarded with a climb down into the pen alongside two rangers and was allowed to actually pat those awesome pussycats!!! Drove via the Garden Route (George, Knysna, Plett Bay) to Port Elizabeth and put in a monster day of driving to reach Lesotho, the Kingdom in the Sky. This country's lowest point is the highest of any country in the world, and the place and its friendly Basotho people are nothing short of absolutley special. I disappeared for several days at the Malealea Lodge and went pony trekking through the rugged mountains, to secluded villages, gigantic gorges, and thundering waterfalls. Exited the country via the zoo called Maseru Bridge, drove along the Maloti mountain ranges to Golden Gate Highlands NP, and spent the night at Harrismith - what a quiet and ugly place, but for the first time in days I have access to water toilets, power, telephones and even Internet. Going hiking in the northern Drakensberg ranges today and will continue on via Durban into Swaziland and Mocambique.